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Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.


TAGS: internet explorer
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 8:53 pm
Yup yup!
Rdblizz - September 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
So true
xXRyvenXx - September 17, 2010, 12:16 pm
Opera FTW
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:43 am
Firefox with Gogol Bordello theme.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:13 am
Me? Surfin' with Safari.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 6:37 am
5ls, Sweet Mr.M Uses the same browser as me :)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:34 am
d*** right! *high five*
motinet - September 17, 2010, 6:33 am

5 TRILLION LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chrome all the way!


life's little lessons -


TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
BAZINGA! 5/5


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


EVERYTHING IS GETTING A GRITTY REBOOT. -


TAGS: dora the explorer gritty reboot
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - July 22, 2013, 11:21 pm
This is the type of movie that was made to be watched drunk and high.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:18 pm
... I might actually pay to see this. I won't guarantee I would be SOBER, but I might pay to see this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
Hasta la vista, baby. that's Spanish for "Goodbye, baby."
nicholsjoshua15 - April 7, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thanks for the five stars. Dora has gone bad-ass on all of us.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 4:26 pm

She's even doing the 'tough-guy walk away' thing. Nice one. 5Ls for the boooom.


DIFFICULTY CLASS - You haven't mastered anything until you've beat it on Expert Mode.




STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.


TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


LIFE - get used to disappointment




OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 5, 2015, 10:38 pm

It's a marmoset.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:16 pm
Is that the "Green Monkey" that supposedly started the AIDS virus? (Google Image Search). No, it isn't. The hell is that thing then?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or ra** face


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

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Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


SOLIERS LIKE DOGS -




CORRUPTION -


TAGS: corruption politics s*d hidden exposure
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Boohoo

EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 5:27 pm
What the ache eee double toothpicks did I say??
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 12:09 am

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 4:59 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.


RELATIVITY EXPLAINED -


TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. d*** my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW


THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


EVEN SLENDERMAN - Has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.


TAGS: slenderman expressions kristen stewart
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by vanytcha

TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 1:53 pm
Funny! And I don't even know who Slenderman or Kristen Stewart are!


RUINATION -


TAGS: temple empire mayan nation expiration
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:01 am
Ouch! But so true. 5
williamnwz - June 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
No one lives forever
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:15 am
5!
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
Utmo5t am5omeness, Bug....
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
Very nice and deep thinking here.


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: easier smile explain sad
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - December 7, 2011, 3:19 am
nice


CREATION - And on the 7th day GOD made Himself a bacon-burger, and He saw that it was Amsome.


TAGS: creation the 7th day explained
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LeightonESmith - March 11, 2011, 8:38 am
Ah..... :-/
motinet - March 11, 2011, 8:31 am

Amsome is a motifake term. You are more likely to get rejected for using the word "awesome"
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
LMAO Rerun
Cubbybear - October 30, 2010, 7:15 pm
AMSOME!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:57 pm

gee Leighton, if you read the threads you would know what amsome really is...I will give you an example: The regs think it is amsome that you just got a one week ban for being a douche....see how easy it is to be amsome?
LeightonESmith - October 30, 2010, 6:51 pm
How did amsome get past the modz? Useless bungholes. OH IT HAS HEAPS OF BACON AND BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THESE DAYS! Who cares what is written.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:57 pm
3L, don't mean to piss you off, but I don't like religion


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


TAGS: insanity expecting results
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:46 pm
Also is trying to reason with an Italian mother. 1+1=3, and that's that. I can say that because I'm Italian/Sicilian.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:14 pm
see also: syn. - noun - motiseedling


TRIP CONFIRMATION -


TAGS: b1 bomber libya expedia
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 12:20 pm
God bless the Spads. TacAir is our friend!
Airman - April 5, 2011, 6:43 pm
yes, and Spads
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:44 pm
They had sopwith camels in Nam?
Airman - April 5, 2011, 4:15 pm
I wish. Nope, my time was quite awhile ago. How many wars ago was Nam?
pzykosiz - April 4, 2011, 7:03 pm
this happen to you airman?


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE -


TAGS: expensive stuff
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 10:25 pm
That would make one fancy artificial reef. "Up Periscope!"
gas - September 7, 2011, 6:31 am
tho5e little things that make you happy... a little mansion, a little yacht...


FIGHTER PILOT - and why not to become one


TAGS: funny top explode trouble
Rating: 4.42/5

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Aurielius - December 19, 2015, 10:45 am
Nope they are HARM's, but with all the overlapping Ph**oshop it's hard to tell.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 2:48 am
Those look like Harpoon anti-ship missiles.


IN THE BEGINNING... - ... There Was Michael Bay.


TAGS: exploding explosions with explosives
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Paranoia - October 10, 2009, 4:45 am
I like this more than that agdaniele, probably because i think michael bay does overuse explosions in his movies. So I appreciate his pun. coulda had a better pic to make the joke more coherent though.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 2:12 am
Pearl Harbor sucked.... just a little bit more than this motifake.


SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?


TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an a**load of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
There's a large hadron in there - I know it


CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by giulio

elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


BULLIES - saving kids from watching new moon god bless them




GENETIC ENGINEERING -




THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR !!! - You know when your life starts off like this, it will probably be short lived and most likely totally suck...




A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.


TAGS: say explain hug cheer sweet
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
(y)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a **** on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
>_
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)


SO AMERICAN CARS CANT TURN CORNERS? - last time i checked, Rhy Millen just won the Red Bull WORLD DRIFTING CHAMPIONSHIP IN A PONTIAC


TAGS: american car rhy millen red bull pontiac solstice gxp
Rating: 2.32/5

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NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:56 am
I've read that build-up... HRM & GMPP did it with a all-aluminum LS 427, an STS diff & lots of bracing. Thing would've been a total giant-killer if allowed tire-changes for the acceleration trials, beating even the h**test Italian-job at the time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:52 am
No... Drifting what backwoods moonshine runners invented to make time. Drifting is essentially NASCAR minus the organization & Sprint-car racing without the clay track, all-in-one minus the presence of other cars on the track at the same time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:47 am
...Said the euro/ricer that instantly loaded his pants with bricks the moment an Ford/Ac Shelby Cobra 427 started it's engine.
zoomer296 - January 20, 2013, 8:45 pm
I agree with RatFink.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 11:26 am

goodbye ratfink
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:44 am
believe it or not this particular car actually had an LS7 under the hood thats a 427/ 512hp 486ft-lbs Big Block Chevy for all the rice fans that car will eat your **** like a f***ing taco and f*ck u culos
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Wrong! I like women who play the skin flute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog is as g** as a french horn.
corbett06 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
yeah i wanna see you try drifting...what you dont know is that a large majority of those cars have v8s in them...not a car you wanna f*** with on the street
Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:29 am
Drifting is a retarded sport invented by rice burner fanatics
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
*turn*
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
Drifting, a tell tale sign of not being able to torn a corner in a normal efficient way.....but don't blame the drivers, blame the ****ty American car technology!


SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.




SPREADING THE DISEASE -


TAGS: negativity anthrax narrow experience spew
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:41 am
Excellente! 5Ls!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:52 pm
5L
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 8:05 am
and the posters are DEmotivational... aka the anti motivational poster. I am not surprised that you do not understand, judging by your behavior and actions on this site.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 7:58 am
I make mine from personal life experiences. I draw from what is around me. Never mind that my job involves dealing with protecting animals from harmful people (whether they mean it or not) Not everything on this site is about you. Grow up or go away.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:15 am

so awesome it makes me want to puke...er....5L.
autumnspirit - December 13, 2010, 1:10 am
Beautiful! 5 dry heaves


EXPEDITIONARY WARFARE SPECIALIST (EXW) - Not for the faint-hearted.




HEARTACHE -




$30 VS $300 -




EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE -


TAGS: explosive ordnance bombs usa america
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:10 am
Oorah
garth - June 9, 2009, 10:37 am
its a candy 'splosion!!
Doc - May 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Repeat.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:55 am
On target - Fire for effect!
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:50 am
Hell yeah, Ron!


MYTHBUSTERS -




EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...




EXPENDABILITY -




CHUCK NORRIS - He Could Have Been The Only expendable


TAGS: chuck noris expendable chucknorris chuck
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Brito5656

maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:52 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
sorry man. the chuck norris jokes have passed their use by date here


EXPERIENCE - is something you get right after you actually need it


TAGS: experience
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by house

Greeny - July 4, 2011, 5:44 am
Nice!
forseti - July 4, 2011, 2:41 am
great use of this pic!


Canadian Airforce -


TAGS: canada airforce fighters are expensive
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by RKembleRO

maoworks2 - September 27, 2013, 7:52 am
Best Sound Of The Season. EH Where's The Beer 5 Maple L's .
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:07 am
Yep and have you ever tried to clean up one of their bombs?


WHOOPS - Wrong Reactor Control Button. Oh Well no witnesses


TAGS: explosion nuclear
Rating: 4.63/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:28 pm
As it wasa opening I saw a fox head in the cloud and thought: "A complaint against my browser."


EARTHQUAKES -


TAGS: radiation exposure japan them
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Nagard - March 16, 2011, 10:43 am
You could say that... Apparently they also got problems in 3 different nuclear power plants and also in the most famous one there are 3 reactors going straight for the meltdown...
Nacht - March 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
Hopefully the old adage of bad luck coming in 3 is accurate this time. The last thing they need is more.


TEARS... -


TAGS: tear word heart express sketch
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:31 pm
Moving picture indeed, perhaps use it for another poster ?
Rick69 - April 24, 2012, 4:24 pm
... I see... My bad... I guess I got too carried away by the picture...
Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:21 pm
1L. tsk tsk tsk #130276 a hall of famer too I think. check previous work before you submit stuff mate :)


Winning -


TAGS: nuclear explosion
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Ernie

Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
You could be right.......
_ - July 14, 2008, 4:09 am
Good luck with that lethal dosage of radiation poisoning!


MIDDLE MANAGEMENT -




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: experience mistakes
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:24 pm
Join the club my friend.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 12:20 am
Story of my life....


OLD EXPRESSIONS -


TAGS: expressions gloves feet shoes
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:39 am
*Inserts classical witty comment here too* Awe, did I kill the funny? Lol.
RON - October 20, 2009, 9:45 pm
LOL !!!!
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
Finally, you can get your balls juggled from the doggie position!


NUKES - Because sometimes bullets just aren't enough.


TAGS: nuke explosion war just because
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:14 am
Nukes: Because nothing says f*** YOU! like a mushroom cloud.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:16 am
ahh, the good ol H10 bomb
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:49 am
They, who have been lost in the many wars of motifake. That of the tunnels. That of the politifake. And those who are continually fed to the five lions, in order to keep them happy.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO! Indeed!
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:46 am
Many people are buried there.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:37 am
LOL! It's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden...
phydeaux - December 24, 2009, 1:32 am
Well, I'm somewhat stoked that my first submission got accepted...and bummed that it got 1L. Ah fate, cruel mis*****...


PANDA EXPRESS - I can has Kung Hay Fat Choy




A GOOD LAUGH -


TAGS: when you least expect it
Rating: 4.55/5

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Tarapin - April 14, 2011, 8:36 pm
We're especially thankful when milk comes out your nose. Nothing funnier than seeing this happen to someone.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 7:31 pm

lol


supernova -


TAGS: supernova stars explosions space outer space
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - September 27, 2013, 1:22 am
My favorite is the Hypernova. Makes the rest of these look like cherry bombs.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 1:13 am
This would be an exploding star with. . . . size issues? I'm feeling inspired again ;-)
EmilioDumphque - September 27, 2013, 1:05 am
The correct term would be "nova". It takes a super-giant star to make a "Supernova".


RULE #1: -




EXPERIENCE - The most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god do you learn.




LIGHTNING -




THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...


TAGS: a380 engine explosion fire smoke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 7:59 am
What about the wheels? - it might come off!!!


SIXPACK - He Has It.


TAGS: six pack sixpack
Rating: 1.79/5

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LogicDude - February 3, 2009, 3:57 pm
Failure has failed at failing the poster. There are 6 beers there.
FAILURE - February 3, 2009, 3:40 pm
That is a three-pack.


MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection


TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

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FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*


EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! -


TAGS: james bong expectations
Rating: 4.05/5

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culos - April 26, 2010, 5:05 am
What the kid really thinks is: "Hi Sucker, I sure f***ed up mamma's p**** for you with that big head of mine, didn't I??? Just wait till my puberty kicks in, then you'll really regret you didn't use a condom!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:41 am
I'm just gonna say it....don't post your kids here....they will be ridiculed (we're not nice people) And the tags........Ughhh...the tags...."James Bong?" I hope that was a typo.
TheFSD - April 26, 2010, 12:51 am
FYI, this is my son. He gives this look and rubs his hands together all the time. This was too epic to pass up.


RED SHIRTS -




What if.... -




FOLD IT UP AND PUT IT AWAY -


TAGS: exploring out of the rut
Rating: 4.81/5

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SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 5:50 pm
:)
Airman - June 8, 2012, 1:59 pm
hope you're doing better today
Greeny - June 7, 2012, 8:55 pm
Thanks man, I needed this


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: frustration broken expectations mirror calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:03 pm
I Have A Room Just Like That !
gas - June 24, 2012, 1:55 pm
thx Sho!
Sho - June 24, 2012, 12:45 pm
Another Five'd and Fav'd


RESPONSIBILITY - "When you get a recall notice, you're supposed to take the car into the shop, Johnny!"




ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: cruel moderator exposed
Rating: 4.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:34 pm
or a "I want My MTV" lyric
Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:20 pm
*stifles a skin flute joke*
Overlord Douchebag - January 11, 2010, 9:55 am
You're not too far from the truth, unfortunately. But I was always a percussionist.


SEX EDUCATION -


TAGS: experience
Rating: 4.28/5

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Produceman117 - March 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
HaHa!!! Skippy. Peanut b***er. I see what you did there...
GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 7:51 pm
liked to have jumpped out my chair when your avatar moved
GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 7:47 pm
You d*** Skippy!! 5L


MODERN DAY EXPLORERS - Stanley: "Dr.Pepper, I presume?"




EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

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Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
sweet idea but por ph**o shoping. 4L


TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDE DOWN -


TAGS: frown smile expression
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:39 am
hehehe...well saying


EXPRESSIONS - The "WTF YOU SAID GIRL?" Emphasis being on WTF.




OBAMA LOOKING COOL -


TAGS: obama cool job experience
Rating: 2.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:48 pm
Strawberry-Banana
JLBachs - April 20, 2010, 5:43 pm
WTFO nailed it. His entire platform was "I'm not Bush" It may have been slim, but it was enough.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:34 am
I agree with WTFO but he did have some other points besides looks, he just didn't have enough experience in politics to run yet. I'm a little surprised he won, although I rooted for him.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 11:40 pm
Point well made, BTG. You forgot that he also ran on a platform of "change" which isn't a position, it is an opposition to something.
Brian The Great - May 17, 2009, 12:52 pm
If you can think of another politician in modern times with a slimmer record who ran for President based almost solely on his image besidest his guy, give me a name.
Dylan - May 13, 2009, 4:53 pm
Every election is just a "who looks cooler" contest because nobody is dumb enough to tell you their retarded decisions beforehand.
Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
Actually, I've estimated this guy pretty good. After 8 years of hearing about how we had a moron and a facist in the White House, now we're going to get to see what it really looks like.
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:34 pm
If your ability of estimating people is as good as your professionalism obama will guide us into a bright future.


RUIN -


TAGS: ruin funny watch run worst fire experience deer
Rating: 2.2/5

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Elinfant - March 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
this... looks... awesome


EXPLOSIVES - Now that's the bomb!




explanations -


TAGS: explanations
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - January 14, 2014, 12:15 am
Hahaa, thanks for that Prissy, that's a pretty awesome thing to do for her, sounds like a fun husband! Looks like he had a fantastic time doing it too, I would have loved to hear some of the other ideas he came up with :)
MissPriss - January 13, 2014, 1:19 pm
Sorry for the explanation...teehee.
MissPriss - January 13, 2014, 1:19 pm
Not to poop on anyone's parade but, the fellow in this pic, actually took a series of ph**os of himself in this pink tutu as a way to cheer up his wife while she was doing her chemo sessions. He's took pics of himself everywhere. 5L little and that dude
chickenlittle - January 13, 2014, 12:09 am
Thanks Mr.Gary!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:58 pm
PERFECT


Touch Me? -




MISTAKES - An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.




YOU THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD? - I JUST LEFT A DARN FORK IN THE MICROWAVE.




I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. - Sorry. The Empire seems to have beaten you to it.




Honest Eyes -




NATURAL GAS EXPLOSIONS -




BOB THE BUILDER - He can't fix this one.




ALIEN EXPERIMENTS - Still a better creation story than the Bible.




RUBY SLIPPERS -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


STEREOTYPES - New Zealand: 10 Sheep per person. Wales: 4 Sheep per person. Scotland: 3 Sheep per person.


TAGS: stereotypes aren t strict to expectations
Rating: 3.18/5

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TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 11:54 am
Hahahahah much appreciated to you for adding to the length. A pointless thread to an unfunny poster, how the days draw on, eh? lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:28 am
and TG's half-*ss poster is now the proud owner of the longest pointless comment thread ever on MF - I didn'say PF, they have quite the playas there. Hail to the Chief :)
Kung-Fu Devil - February 13, 2012, 11:00 am
I apologise, but I have only just seen it now, in the most recent comments section, with things posted today. In future, I'll go back in time when things are actually happening.
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 10:58 am
I didn't say it wasn't fair, after speaking with Cranky I understand why he did it. I posted in reply to the reason, which I explained and had no reason. I've moved on, posted other things, it happened 2 days ago, tnx for having an opinion now though
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 10:54 am
Trueemo...that's funny, because you will never see what's in my head.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:50 am
or play with it :)
Kung-Fu Devil - February 13, 2012, 10:05 am
TrueGrave, as a man speaking from experience, it's not worth arguing with the mods. They do their job and although it is sometimes unfair or hard to understand, they do it well. Just post and get over it.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 9:31 am
I got that and you may be right. But it's still narrow minded to upload this poster as a response. Just ask the mods and discuss it (Forum or PM) instead of overreacting like that. Sounds more like TrueEmo than TrueGrave to me ;)
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 5:24 am
I've had posters rejected, that doesn't bother me, it's the reason that did.It seemed very narrow minded. A better reason would have been to just say "We aren't allowed to use stereotypes any more.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:15 am
Posting in a rage over getting a rejection... I don't have enough space to explain on how many levels that logic fails. ;)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 8:54 pm
As did the mod, I like arguing a bit too much as you are about to see...
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:47 pm
and I replied right back my friend :)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 8:20 pm
I explained my frustration in full on the forum when I saw your reply just now.
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:17 pm
yeah I know, Scotland is off limits here... wonder why ? questions questions :)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 6:59 pm
I had used the same pic, with the caption "New Zealand - Where the Men are Men and the sheep are scared." It was rejected for the reason it's a joke about Scotland. I don't have enpugh space to explain on how many levels that logic fails.
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 5:53 pm
and you're right, I don't get it - not that's a reference or anything - mind doing a little explaining ? here or in PM. based on your last production I'm sure it's quite the th5ng :)
HallieMarie - February 11, 2012, 5:07 pm
I liked your first one better. It was super funny! But this one is good too, but I think less people will get it.
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 4:28 pm
I posted this in a rage over getting a sheep joke rejected because it was "About Scotland"


SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!




Father's Day -


TAGS: fathers sons ocassions love expressions
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:06 am
Thank you mao!
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Good One !


BOMB RUNNING -


TAGS: holiday 4th july explosive
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - July 5, 2013, 7:09 pm
nice color setup
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 7:06 pm
AKA "thinning of the herd day"
MPsniper - July 5, 2013, 6:46 pm
but the actual holiday is called "Independence Day".
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:25 pm
Us canucks are the same on the 1st of July...tradition of drinking and then flirting with the ground directly below the seat we are trying so desperately to stay in. 5Lirting, Canadian style.


GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET -




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